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Paraguayan lingerie midel Larissa Riquelme intends to extend her 15 minutes of fame even further. She says that she'll strip and run naked in the streets if her country wins the World Cup. While we think that's highly impossible, with the likes of titans like Argentina, Brazil, Spain and Germany still in the running, we're hopeful. NSFW pics of Larissa below:
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Here's the part where we all hope Kelly Brook never stops wearing a bikini consecutively every other day. Its been a few days already and thankfully she's not baked just yet always being under the sun. And for whatever reason that the universe is doing right, here are some Kelly Brook bikini pics!

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Here's afternoon model Florencia Salvioni bringing you a filler post that's worth checking out. From Argentina!

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Jessica Alba is in Paris and I appreciate a MILF picture moment every time we get it. Because its not often you see mothers maintaining their hotness right after giving birth. They usually let go don't they. But not Jessica Alba. Hawt! More below:

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750 Million is not a typo. Tiger Woods will have to pay that out in a divorce settlement to Elin NOrdegren. According to the Sun:

ELIN NORDEGREN, 30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.
“The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life - even if Tiger dies first - or she’ll lose the lot.”
A pal said: “Tiger’s main fear is her telling her story after he’s rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter.”

Under the no-girlfriends deal, only married women not romantically linked to Tiger will be allowed around the children - plus female members of staff known to Elin.

Looks like Tiger's really got the wrong end of the deal and let this be a lesson to all adulterers if they get caught. This is what's gonna happen!
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That sounds like the most wrong philosophy to subscribe to. I wouldn't be packing on the pounds and I would nto recommend anyone to do so. In her interview for the latest issue of Health magazine, she says:

I guess my mom raised me right. She was very celebratory of her body. I never heard her once say, “I feel fat.” Back when I was modeling, the first time I went to Italy I was having cappuccinos every day, and I gained 15 pounds. And I felt gorgeous! I would take my clothes off in front of the mirror and be like, Oh, I look like a woman. And I felt beautiful, and I never tried to lose it, ’cause I loved it. [Laughs.]

That sounds totally 1950s though. 15 pounds is a bad idea. I know it, you know it!

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Britney Spears is under investigation by the LA Department of Children and FAmily services after her former bodyguard Fernando Flores claims he witnessed her abuse her two sons Sean and Jayden. The Sun:

Social workers will quiz her over claims she beat one with a belt and gave both food they were allergic to - making them violently ill. Investigators were approached by the singer's former bodyguard Fernando Flores - who claims he was forced to quit his job due to Britney's erratic behaviour

A source said: "Britney doesn't mean to be a bad mum. But Flores feels she has so many issues she can't be trusted around her boys. He claims the first really shocking incident was when she came marching into the pool house at her mansion and demanded his belt. He handed it over but then followed her into the main house and claims he witnessed the alleged incident."

Flores also accused Britney of feeding the boys food they were allergic to, including shellfish. The alleged incidents took place in late March or early April. Child protection agency workers tried to quiz her last week but she had left LA for a few days.

Shellfish? And a belt? That's like the furthest away from abuse anyone can get. And a belt builds character! CHARACTER!! Seriously, this is probably just lies from the former bodyguard. Britney is abusing her nipples. Not her children!

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Lindsay Lohan must have some lucky charm with her because she's so good at dodging jail even from drinking and with a SCRAM bracelet on still. TMZ uncovered the reason for her 2007 DUI arrest was plea bargained despite she was driving around so high up in the sky.

...the cop who took custody of the cocaine mistook it for a breath mint and threw it in the trash. Pretty incredible, but according to the Santa Monica Police report -- obtained by TMZ -- the officer "discovered a folded Clinique sun care card with an unknown substance caked on to the surface of the card in Lohan's right rear pocket."

The report goes on:  "Some of the white substance fell to the floor. I used my foot to see what had fell but thought nothing of it. I did not recognize the substance attached to the card and initially thought the substance was a wet crushed breath mint."

And now it gets good: "I put the card into the jail trash can next to the booking windows.  I was looking at the floor and began to recognize the substance as resembling powder cocaine. I then recovered the card from the trash."

The cop says the coke was in the trash for about 2 minutes. He put the card in an evidence envelope, then scooped up the coke that had fallen to the floor and placed it in a separate evidence envelope.

In short -- EVIDENCE CONTAMINATION!!!

What the hell? Lindsay Lohan sounds like a masterful criminal in the making. Alibi packed. She's untouchable!

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Who's hotter? Leighton Meester wore short shorts with a peek of butt cheek while Jessica Alba strolled around in a hot skirt.
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For once, I almost did not recognize AnnaLynne McCord because she's so glam in these pictures. And I like this look! More of AnnaLynne glamming it up for the cameras below: