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Mel Gibson's ex-girlfriend and mother of his 8 month old baby may have made up Mel's attack. Her dentist was surprised to hear that she claimed he wrote a sworn declaration saying that she told him she had been hit by Mel Gibson.
Dr. Shelden saw no evidence Oksana was struck in the mouth.
Oksana told Sheriff’s deputies Mel Gibson struck her in the mouth twice, knocking one tooth out and chipping another.

Although Dr. Shelden sees no evidence of a strike to the mouth … (he) believes Oksana was struck in the left temple, which caused her to bite down so hard, one veneer was completely knocked out and another was damaged.
Oksana’s teeth were fully intact … (her) charts reflect two bite marks on the inside of the lower lip.  The doctor says there was no swelling or bruising consistent with a punch to the mouth but believes instead the bite marks are consistent with “a chain reaction” after allegedly being hit in the temple.

Also, the CEO of Creative Forensic Services Inc, Arlo E. West said the Gibson tapes are altered copies.
West, who has listened to all of the tapes, says there are gaps and fading — which are “red flags” that the recordings have been altered and therefore “cannot be considered accurate.” He’s also convinced Oksana had professional help to edit the tapes together from a string of conversations.

Oksana Grigorieva sounds like a psycho bitch who couldn't milk the old geezer for more money. Geez, unmarried women hitting mid-life crises are so friggin trippy.

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If you like Paris Hilton's titties, this is for you. Paris sunbathes in Sardinia topless because she's got nothing to hide. Personally, one boob of hers wouldn't be able to satisfy a full booby grope. But you know, if you like wanton dumplings...

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Paris Hilton was travelling with "people close to power in Malaysia" on her way to Sardinia, Italy, when she was detained by French authorities at the Figaro airport in Paris for carrying less than a gram of marijuana in her purse. She was however released without charge.
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However, she defended herself on Twitter saying:

"Just to put an end to these rumors. The stories saying I have been arrested are completely false!" she wrote. "I am having the best vacation of my life! What an amazing summer! I feel so blessed and grateful for everything. I Love Life!!"

[USMag]
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AnnaLynne McCord sure knows how to celebrate her 23rd birthday in style. She dragged along (of course) her sticky sister Angel, and her Twilight star boyfriend Kellan Lutz to her weekend party away at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas.

I don't really care about her birthday or her awesome Vegas party, but hello bikini!

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What is this pregnancy trend among the Angels?! I'm not liking this one bit! Victoria's Secret have GOT to stop letting their angels get banged up before I do 'em.

Doutzen Kroes revealed she is now 3 months pregnant and engaged to her boyfriend of less than a year Sunnery James.

Doutzen looks up to Heidi Klum as her inspiration and told Dutch Newspaper De Telegraaf 'Sunnery and I are in the clouds. The critical first three months have gone well, and I feel good.'

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When I was 16, I played with Tamiya race cars at the mall with my buddies, oggling girls and playing tricks on them. The girls were giggly and huddled around in groups while they complimented each other constantly.

I thought that was normal.

But Taylor Momsen seems to hate her teenagehood so much that she paints her eyes panda style and wears sluttier clothes and sluts wear.

From Disorder Mag, Taylor Glasby writes:
She also grins when asked if she’s single, and replies that she is, that she’s not into guys, waits a beat, then adds she’s not gay but just bored of men and her best friend is her vibrator."

Barely even half of her life has surfaced and she is bored of men? What men? Although, I wouldn't mind being her best friend ;)

Oh little J, you're growing too quickly to realise that nobody really loves you.

Apologies for trying on a Gossip Girly voice. Didn't work out the way I wanted it to.
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Josh Hartnett's girlfriend Romina Ferrara came to terms with her body while she showered. Yes. She realises she has nipples and she's not embarrassed to show you.

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JL Hewitt's mother thinks she shouldn't let us see so much of her boobs and ass anymore. Particularly her vajayjay which she wrote about and famously vajazzled.

The Ghost Whisperer whispered to Starpulse:

"[My mom] was very supportive. But then a week ago she was like, 'So, let's review the last year, shall we? For 15 years people have been talking about your boobs in the press. You wrote about your woo-ha in a book and now you're playing a crack-ho on TV.' I was like, 'Yeah...' So she was like, 'Can we do an animated movie next? Can you play Cinderella on Broadway or something?' I was like, 'OK, I'll clean it up, right after this one, I promise!'"

Really? Cinder-fuckin-ella? Noooooo!

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Whoa Ronni! Way to go on bagging a surrogate mother! A friend of Ronaldo claimed he bluntly requested to fuck a penniless cocktail waitress, who bore his child for $15 million! Take me Ronni! Sorry. I might consider going gay for $15 million. Shame I wouldn't be able to give birth to anything but a lump of shit stools.

So here's what the friend said:

“Ronni looked the girl in the eye and said extremely directly: ‘Me, you, f*** f***.’

“She was taken aback and just said: ‘What!’ She didn’t actually understand what he meant. She was totally nonplussed

“The window by his table was steamed up, so he drew a love heart on it with his finger. Then he said, ‘Me, you, kiss,’ and the penny dropped.

“That’s typical Ronni – he pretends his English is terrible when it suits him, and he comes straight to the point. It was just yet another one-night stand and Ronnie assumed he would never see her again.”

Me, you, fuck fuck. I like that. That's cool! I want to say that to someone right now. Someone who isn't my wife or girlfiend.

Anyway, after some months, the broke-ass waitress found out she was preggers. And Ronni did a paternity test:

It was agreed that Ronaldo would give DNA for a paternity test once the baby was born and provide support for the mother and child if it proved to be his.The friend revealed: “Cristiano was told the result while he was away at the World Cup.”
And then Dolores stepped in. The friend said: “Ronni is a multi-millionaire playboy, but when it comes to family, he’s very much his mother’s son.

“They are a close-knit, traditional Roman Catholic family and the minute paternity was established there was absolutely no doubt that Ronni would be doing the right thing.

Hey I thought Roman Catholics are supposed to be married in church before fuck fucking?! Oh yeah Dolores, I like the way you bend the rules. And if he's not his mother's son, who is he, his sister's?

[DailyMirror]

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Katy Perry and her super drenched granny panties debuted while she filmed a video. I just have to express my disappointment in the fact that her bra was black. I wouldn't complain if she wanted to wear nude, granny bras. Oh no I wouldn't.