Lindsay may be free in a couple of days but she's still got to spend another 90 days in an inpatient rehab center. Which means, she won't be able to start work on her violent nude scenes until November. Yahoo News says:
(Within 24 hours of being released) she will begin three months at an inpatient rehab.
That portion of her sentence won’t be trimmed like her jail stint by overcrowding and credits for good behavior.
“It’s a straight 90 days,” prosecutor Danette Meyers said Tuesday.
(Meaning she) will be unavailable until late this year to start filming her portrayal of porn actress Linda Lovelace in a biopic.
The worst part is that the they don't own the rights to the story just yet, so we're not sure why the director said that she'll be doing violent full frontal nudity in the first place.
The director who isn't actually a real director, (according to a leaked script) would be seeing Lindsay recite lines like this:
“To me, there is nothing more delicious than jism. I love it! I like to smear it all over my face like Ponds Cold Cream!”
- “I was put on this earth for one thing and one thing only… sucking a footlong cock!”
- “Is there anything in this life I like more than cocksucking? Well, one thing. I love it when my man socks it to me in the ass.”
All this will only happen and can happen after 3 months later. So will we be seeing this?
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