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Its another 10 more days, or less so we hear. Could it be 8 more? Or 5 more? Or even 1 more? Who knows, but till then, here's more of Lindsay Lohan back in the day. Haha, back in the day meaning before she went into prison. Duh!

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Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr got married in some intimate and secret wedding. You don't know about it because all the bridesmaids are in lingerie. In the perfect world of course. Anyway, People magazine reports that Miranda Kerr and Orlanda Bloom got married a month after announcing their engagement. She issued a statement:

"David Jones very graciously released me during this period so we could celebrate an intimate ceremony and honeymoon together."

There wasn't any details, but lets hope we get to see some wedding pictures. With some Victoria's Secret models in it too!
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I know what everyone thinks of Paris Hilton, but she is indeed some sort of a fox. Here she is vacationing and in a bikini  no less. More of Paris below:

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Here's Halle Berry. In short shorts. I love summer. Because if they're not in bikinis, then they're in short shorts. Awesome ain't it? More below:

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Here's Shakira again, posing with pink. The color that is. I have no idea what sort of photoshoot this is for, but once again, there isn't any music to accompany this with. Should I be so kind as to add some? Perhaps. So check out the video below:



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Here's Jennifer Massaux filling up the afternoon model segment. Its a lovely day with no rain, just yet. But we're pretty certain, it might. But don't let that get you down! Check out Jennifer at the gallery below:

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And even funnier when he correlates two unrelated things. Like BP and Mel Gibson. Popeater reports:

While speaking with a group of utility commissioners in Sacramento, Schwarzenegger noted that while BP seems to have contained its well, “no one has figured out how to contain Mel Gibson.” Not bad, Mr. Governor.
Schwarzenegger even addressed Gibson’s expletive-filled phone calls that have been monopolizing headlines each day, asking the participants to turn off their cell phones “because we are expecting a call from him.”
In response to the ribbing, Gibson’s spokesperson, Alan Nierob, said he’s happy to hear Schwarzenegger is keeping a sense of humor and that “He’s obviously paving the way for a return to showbiz.”

The Governator sure is funny!
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Who here hasn't a thought that Ryan Seacrest was gay? Even the girl he's dating since April had been turning him down for years because she thought he was homo too. NY Daily News:

When a pal asked how the two became an item, (Hough) reportedly said that Seacrest had been chasing her since she was 18.
“He totally wasn’t my type. I thought he was gay.”
“After a few years, he was persistent so I went out with him on a date and I realized how much I liked him.”

Well, so is he or is he not? Is this just all a cover? Someone called Simon Cowell!

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Will there be a cat fight waiting to happen? TMZ:

"I will punch her in the face because I don't like her," Snooki said when asked if Heidi should join her show. "She had too many surgeries. She looks like an alien and guidettes don't look like aliens, just saying."

Snooki was then asked if Heidi had said anything in the past to prompt such a reaction. She explained, "I don't know [if she said anything about me]. I don't research Heidi because she's nothing to me."

Snooki is just as ugly as the next ugly person you know, so I think maybe she needs some plastic instead. Or rather, lets put it as corrective surgery. But wait, let this fight happen!

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Turns out, Lindsay Lohan may just get out of jail earlier. Radar says:

Lindsay Lohan likely will be getting out of jail sooner than the projected early August date, her attorney says.
“It’s our hope and expectation that Ms. Lohan will get additional time credit from her earlier times in custody and that would reduce her time in jail.”
Judge Marsha Revel will decide how much time credit Lohan will receive and then send a minute order over to the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department with that information.

How awesome, so does that mean a life sentence means you only have to do 1% of your life? Oh Legal System, how awesome you are.